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	<title>Comments on: Almost halfway through the week &#8211; swine flu jokes</title>
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		<title>By: Flu Mask</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-4561</link>
		<dc:creator>Flu Mask</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow...creative :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230;creative <img src='http://acro.net/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: James</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3451</link>
		<dc:creator>James</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 15:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What do you get when you call the swine flu helpline?

Nothing, just a load of crackling...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you get when you call the swine flu helpline?</p>
<p>Nothing, just a load of crackling&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: jay123</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3444</link>
		<dc:creator>jay123</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 01:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found some funna @ss swine flu shirts at: http://www.zazzle.com/pootydoo
 Check them out lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found some funna @ss swine flu shirts at: <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/pootydoo" rel="nofollow">http://www.zazzle.com/pootydoo</a><br />
 Check them out lol</p>
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		<title>By: Acro</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3436</link>
		<dc:creator>Acro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry to hear that you&#039;re not amused, Justin. Humor is an acquired quality. Since you&#039;re from the UK I recommend some reading: http://www.viz.co.uk</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry to hear that you&#8217;re not amused, Justin. Humor is an acquired quality. Since you&#8217;re from the UK I recommend some reading: <a href="http://www.viz.co.uk" rel="nofollow">http://www.viz.co.uk</a></p>
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		<title>By: JUSTIN</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3430</link>
		<dc:creator>JUSTIN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All the jokes are crap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the jokes are crap.</p>
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		<title>By: Acro</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3423</link>
		<dc:creator>Acro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sounds like fun! :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like fun! <img src='http://acro.net/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Patrick McDermott</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3422</link>
		<dc:creator>Patrick McDermott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi,

Would you believe MrJeopardy.com is registered?

But &quot;BuyMyAntibodies.com&quot; is available.

Or if you prefer, you can get this double package:
Antibodies4sale.com
AntibodiesForSale.com

Have a great day! :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi,</p>
<p>Would you believe MrJeopardy.com is registered?</p>
<p>But &#8220;BuyMyAntibodies.com&#8221; is available.</p>
<p>Or if you prefer, you can get this double package:<br />
Antibodies4sale.com<br />
AntibodiesForSale.com</p>
<p>Have a great day! <img src='http://acro.net/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Acro</title>
		<link>http://acro.net/blog/domains/almost-halfway-through-the-week-swine-flu-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3418</link>
		<dc:creator>Acro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:35:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Patrick, I&#039;m a great source of trivia information, among other things. Just call me Mr. Jeopardy! :D

If the swine flu could be traced back to me, that means I&#039;ll be rich: all the major pharmaceutical companies will want my antibodies!

Joking aside, CNN has an article about &quot;patient zero&quot;: http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/28/swine.flu/index.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Patrick, I&#8217;m a great source of trivia information, among other things. Just call me Mr. Jeopardy! <img src='http://acro.net/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>If the swine flu could be traced back to me, that means I&#8217;ll be rich: all the major pharmaceutical companies will want my antibodies!</p>
<p>Joking aside, CNN has an article about &#8220;patient zero&#8221;: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/28/swine.flu/index.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/28/swine.flu/index.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Patrick McDermott</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick McDermott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very funny.

I particularly liked the Jewish one and the HitPig.com infected portfolio one.
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&quot;Side-effects of swine flu: having as much mucus as a pig ejaculates. And that’s a *lot*.&quot;

And how exactly do you know that?

Have you recently had a rendezvous with a certain Mexican Pig?

Is it possible the source for the Swine Flu can be traced back to you???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very funny.</p>
<p>I particularly liked the Jewish one and the HitPig.com infected portfolio one.<br />
&#8212;</p>
<p>&#8220;Side-effects of swine flu: having as much mucus as a pig ejaculates. And that’s a *lot*.&#8221;</p>
<p>And how exactly do you know that?</p>
<p>Have you recently had a rendezvous with a certain Mexican Pig?</p>
<p>Is it possible the source for the Swine Flu can be traced back to you???</p>
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